We’re not entirely sure how it happened—an argument over playing the Chicken Dance CD one more time? too much crowing in the back seat? some cockamamie idea?—but we do know that on June 28, around 6PM, a man driving south on Springs Fireplace Road was accosted by his fellow passenger, a rooster. The bird jumped onto the driver’s seat, causing the driver to lose control. He struck a utility pole and a fence, sideswiped a tree, and the car rolled over.
Fortunately, no one was injured when police arrived. Including the dumb cluck who started it all.
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