When the listing is titled "By Celebrity Decorator," we expect to be wowed. But we're not wowed by this place. This 1.2-acre property, which has been on the market for a while, is very nice and has some great features, like the views to the water, both a pool and tennis court, and a very handsome two-story copper-sheathed fireplace. But the rest of it: kitchen, dining, bedrooms, all of it adds up to a pile of meh. How about some pictures on the walls or something in that beige den? And the yellow-striped bedroom makes us think of a jail cell. The owners need to de-bland this place fast for a sale. There are five bedrooms and 3.5 baths in 3600sf.