Become the Lord of the Pines Next Week

You've often said to yourself, "Self, why don't I buy 80% of the commercial district in the Fire Island Pines?" January 22 is your lucky day, then, as it's all going up for sale at auction. In the package is the Botel Hotel, the Blue Whale restaurant, the retail strip, and the jewel, the newly rebuilt Pavilion nightclub. This property was last offered at $19.5M; suggested opening bid for all this is only $8.5M. Will it sell? Who knows, but good luck, self.
· Waterfront Resort Complex [Maltz Auctions]