Please pay $15,000 for the season to rent this house. Alternatively, you could squat there for free and no one would ever know.
No, Mavis, don't take the antimacassars off for the photo. Then you'll just have to put them on again to keep Walter's greasy head off the good upholstery.
What an airy, high ceiling. If you're on the FLOOR.
Could you zoom in a bit? We haven't determined what brand of deodorant the occupants use.
Behold! The fridge door opens!
And yet, the previous picture is more explicable than this one.
Declutter? What's that? We like our fireplace to look fancy.
Scoot the bed over a bit—it's not quite on fire yet.