The latest volley in the ongoing pastry putdowns between lifestyle queen Martha Stewart and upstart wannabe Gwyneth Paltrow is a recipe in the latest issue of Goop for "jailbird cake." (Odd—we've always known it as icebox cake...) If you recall, Martha spent some time in the big house ten years ago for insider trading. This recipe comes after a gorgeous spread of Thanksgiving pies in Martha Stewart Living called "Conscious Coupling" in a direct jab at Gwyneth's "conscious uncoupling" divorce announcement from earlier this year.
Martha, if we may? Gossip maven Ted Casablanca dubbed Paltrow "Fish Sticks" some years ago. We would like to suggest a recipe for fish sticks with "goopy" tartar sauce in the next issue of Martha Stewart Living.
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