Martha vs. Gwyneth: It's On, Bitches

Yes! The Hamptons lifestyle diva feud continues! The new issue of Martha Stewart Living contains a gorgeous spread of Thanksgiving-ready pies called "Conscious Coupling" in a direct jab at Gwyneth's "conscious uncoupling" divorce announcement from earlier this year.

Just to shove the pie server in more firmly, the magazine goes on to say, "Every Thanksgiving table should be blessed with the presence of a long-married pair who bring out the best in each other, are completely enamored despite their differences, and leave ever other guests thinking, I'll have what they're having."

Last month, Stewart told Porter magazine that Paltrow "just needs to be quiet. She's a movie star. If she were confident in her acting, she wouldn't be trying to be Martha Stewart."

Your move, Gwyneth.
· Martha Mocks Gwyneth's 'Conscious Uncoupling' with Six-Page Pie Spread [Eater]
· Martha Tells Gwyneth to Stick to Acting [CH]