Well—maybe the drunkest. One Miami blogger wrote a surprisingly affectionate piece about the "beer-soaked singalongs, smiley stickers ad infinitum and bromances galore." Some of it was news to us, such as the fact that the Barn sells more beer per afternoon than Yankee Stadium. That means 100,000 cups of beer in one day. That means six hundred kegs in seven hours. Yeesh, no wonder you need to wear rain boots. Other tips: wear a T-shirt with a ridiculous saying, put anything you don't want to get wet in ziplocs, and know the words to oldies for singalongs. What's your favorite memory of the Barn?
· Boardy Barn Boozefest Is the Happiest Place on Earth [Miami New Times]