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Rennert Finds 110,000 Square Feet Cramped; Seeks to Add Pilates Studio

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We understand, Ira—may we call you Ira? It's hard to do Pilates in the living room when the kids leave their junk all over the rug, and then you have to clean it all up before you can even start, and that puts you in a crappy mood, and you should enjoy Pilates, right? We've all been there. So it makes sense for you to want to expand one of your two pool houses by 633 feet so you can do Pilates in peace. Probably everyone on the Sagaponack Village Zoning Board of Appeals who is objecting to your application already has their own Pilates studio. We're totally on your side, Ira.
· Rennert Expansion Request Minor in Principal, Major in Principle [27 East]
· All Fairfield coverage [Curbed Hamptons]

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