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Springs $95K Summer Rental Features Water View; Bidet

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According to the brokerbabble, this is a "stunning high-end ultra-contemporary home with water views." We see the water view: nice. We see the Eileen Gray Bibendum chair: nice. What we don't see is much of the actual house. Amenities include "Italian kitchen with stainless steel countertops" (we'll take your word for it, we guess), three huge decks (if you say so), heated gunite pool (there it is!) and a bidet! Apparently the bidet is accompanied by three bathrooms and four bedrooms in 2600sf. If we could see the rest of the house, we bet we'd like it.
· East Hampton Water View [Rosehip RE]