(We had a request to remove the photos, so we did.)
We guess this Montauk house is nice enough for the price, $1.475M. Five bedrooms, 3100 sf, room for pool, Hither Hills beach rights. There's just one little problem.
THE KITCHEN IS BEING INVADED BY GIANT ANTS, HELP!
Oh wait, turns out they're plastic lobsters. With which for reasons best known to themselves, the homeowners have festooned the kitchen. Please—we're not asking, we're begging—please remove those.