Giving a certain home in Noyac a run for its wood-paneled money is this three-bedroom number in Springs. Other than "peace and serenity", the 1000 sq. ft. residence offers a new kitchen and updated baths as well as fireplace and a pair of sliders that open to a deck overlooking the .34 acre property's "beautifully maintained grounds." And let's not forget about all that wood...it's everywhere!
What really stands out about this listing, though, is some incredibly odd brokerbabble: "Artist's lovely home with great angles, angels and delight." Perhaps the winged-ones are there to act as an insurance policy against any potential fires?
· Listing: A Little Bit Of Heaven In The Springs [Corcoran]