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Hamptons Haiku: Would You Like Water Or Juice?

Think you can do better? Send your Hamptons Haiku to hamptons@curbed.com and you could win two tickets to the MTK Festival. Click here for details. Here are a few recent submissions:

Which Range Rover's mine?
Too many black ones parked here
at Citarella
-Dana

The East End summer
Endless breezes at the beach
Main street is bustling
-Kendall

Table at Trata?
Five-thirty or eleven.
Now must barbecue.
-Dana

I'm a young local
I cannot afford tickets
Let alone my rent.
-Kelsey

Fat old white guys suck
Their guts in as blonde hotness
stretches in yoga.
-Myles

Wide white-sand beaches
Sun seekers lounge with cool drinks
Stress of City flees
-Mathilde

Hipster caravan
spends their vampire weekend
searching for shortcuts.
-Lisa

To Montauk or not?
Williamsburg's not my scene.
Southampton's just fine.
-Judd

Gwyneth leave the drive.
Powdered sand beneath my feet.
Am I a Hampster?
-John

Old Montauk Highway
Up and down over the hills
Feel negative G’s
-Amber

Crisp, pink popped collars
Lined up like dominos in
The bar at Surf Lodge
-Amber

Parking lot chaos
A car pulls out; blinker on
Some jerk steals my spot
-Amber

Hamptonites unite
To defeat the cidiots!
Joy is approaching.
-

Wonderland escape
Yearning bridge and tunnel folk
Flock to adventure
-Lydia