If you're looking for a roommate who seems to hate fun, you might want to check out this "strictly platonic situation" on Davids Lane in East Hampton. The current occupant is drug, alcohol, and cigarette-free, and expects the same from a potential roommate. "If you do any of these three, please do not waste [his] time." He (only a dude can be this dickish) says quite busy so he probably won't be around that often to berate you for not using a coaster. [Craigslist]
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