Does It Have Statues? I Can't Live In A Place Without Statues

Perhaps you were worried that your next home wouldn't come with statues or include a bathtub suitable for a romantic soak. Fret not, this North Sea listing's got you covered. But you better hurry: "THESE SWEET FURNISHED ROOMS WONT LAST!"

· SPECIAL ROOMS IN THE HAMPTONS SAUNA/JACUZZI/FIREPLACE (SOUTHAMPTON) [Craiglist]