Hey kids! Are you looking for a place to use for drinking and uh...heavy petting? You're in luck because this 10-Bed in "The Hampton's" (who's Hampton?) should meet all of your party house needs. While the listing says it is "AVAILABLE TO ALL RESPONSIBLE AND COURTEOUS PEOPLE" we're calling shenanigans...it's going to whoever can afford it.
· HAMPTON'S 10BEDROOM 7BATHS HOUSE [Craigslist]