Do you know where you are?! You're in the jungle?of horrors that is this Southampton oceanfront rental, baby! Where to begin...those wall and floor murals, the peach-colored leather couches, and?wait, is that a giant fly on the wall? Also, no description should ever contain the words "grotto," "solarium," and "disco" unless they're followed by "Playboy" and "Mansion." What's the price you'll pay? $300,000 for the month of July. If you got the money, honey, we got your disease.
· Listing: Southampton Village Oceanfront [BHS]