For today's Rental Special, we're heading to a faraway land where Madoffs used to roam. We're in Montauk, baby!
While researching summer rentals, we came across the ultimate Montauk monster. At $460,000 for the full season, this oceanfront beauty has 5 bedroom, 7 baths, a movie theater, library, gunite pool, spa, wet bar and 215 feet of private beach. It also has a lot of friends because every East End brokerage seems to have this listing. And while you can't alter the facts, there's no shame in putting some broker spin on the property using some flowery language. Here are Ten Takes On The $460,000 Montauk Summer Rental:
"A destination unlike any other along Montauk's gilded gold coast"
-Corcoran
"Drop dead gorgeous, must see to believe!"
-Strough Real Estate Associates
"Next to Ralph Lauren and Robert DeNiro"
-Town & Country
"Your private oasis on the beach"
-Elliman
"Pictures do not do this oceanfront Manor justice"
-Atlantic Beach Realty
"And the sea shall bring each man new hope"
-Kathleen Beckmann Real Estate
"Wash away the sand after a day of fun"
-BHS
"Every room has breathtaking ocean views!"
-Hampton Homes
"A TV in every room!"
-Elliman
"Did I mention that the striking staircase leads to the second story where every room has the most amazing ocean views?"
-Atlantic Beach Realty
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