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Toddlers (And Their Nannies) Terrorize Historic Southampton Listing

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"Went to look at a high-end antique house in Southampton during the peak season. The house looked great from the outside but we were more concerned to see if the 200 year old property was well maintained inside. Sadly we never got that opportunity because the house was overrun with renters, but really just their kids. This place was teaming with toddlers. Literally toddlers and babies everywhere; toddlers watching TV, toddlers changing into bathing suits, toddlers crying. Add to that the warrior of nannies taking care of them all to get a good idea of circus running out of this house. Oh, and then more toddlers showed up for playdates. There had to be four moms in the kitchen at one point. I couldn't really tell you if the land was actually peaceful or not because anything would've seemed like a Zen garden compared to that house. Such a mess."
· Curbed Hampton Horror Stories [Curbed Hamptons]