Now that the well-tanned curtain has come down on MTV's Jersey Shore, we're hungry for another guilty pleasure to devour like a boardwalk funnel cake. Rumors abound about a Hamptons version of the reality show and we've already chronicled J-WOWW's desire to hit the East End for a sequel. But why settle for a Garden State repeat when we have a camera-ready crew already in place? We've recast the Jersey boys and girls with some of the Hamptons most famous faces to create the ultimate reality situation. Browse our fantasy casting couch, then repeat after us: Yoga. Botox. Dry-cleaning.
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