Kitchens are rarely the subject of a That's Rather Hideous takedown, but this shoe fetishist's delight on Seven Ponds Towd Road is quickly changing our minds. While the rest of the $995,000 home is overly ornate and print-happy, the shoes... oh the shoes! Cooking must take some intense concentration as to not get lost in their intricate designs. On the market for two months, the 'barn house' with 'chef's kitchen' (ha!) has 3 bedrooms and 2 baths, and sits just outside of a 100 acre reserve. Imelda may have had 3,000 pairs, but we bet her kitchen was nothing short of boring in comparison.
· Listing: Water Mill [Elliman]