Another gem from the 'logs. "A woman called village police after she returned to her car and found a card on her windshield that read, If you are parked in this handicap spot, you get the Asshole of the Year Award. The card had a phony East Hampton Town seal, and it was supposedly signed by Town Police Chief Todd Sarris. When it was turned over to the town police, Chief Sarris said it was certainly not his signature." [EH Star]
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