The ever-wily Dan Rattiner reports that soon-to-be former Alaskan governor Sarah Palin is moving to Hampton Bays on August 1st. Cue looks of disbelief. Dan's Papers, clearly positioning itself as The Onion of the East End, has concocted quite the story (quotes and all!) about the Palins' lower 48 intentions. Among them? A rented house on Meadow Lane to get away from the 'Bays. You betcha. [Dan's Papers]
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